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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:39 pm

Kako Zemunac peva Ekremovu pesmu "kuca - pos'o"?
gajba-sljaka, sljaka-gajba....
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:39 pm

Pita Zemunac devojku:Šta ti je keva po zanimanju?
Domaćica...
A čale ti Jafa aaa?!
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:40 pm

Kako se pozdravljaju Zemunci:
Zmn 1: Munze!
Zmn 2: Konza!
Zmn 1: Srbija do Tokija!
Zmn 2: Zemun do Milvokija!
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:40 pm

Otisli na veceru Zemunac i njegov cale u otmeni restoran.
Kad su poceli vecerati ugleda otac sina kako jede rukama pa mu govori:
- Nozem sine , nozem...
Zemunac: - Koga cale, koga ?
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm

Kako se zove zemunska muva?
-Munzara
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm

Poznati mafijas grada zemuna skupio cigane na jedan krov zgrade .. Mafijas
pokazuje neke poze sa rukama i nogama i cigani tako skacu doel sa
zgrade .. Dolazi mu ortak i kaze : brate sta to radis ??? a mafijas
odgovara : alo bre majmune kolko sam ti puta reko da me ne ometas dok
igram tetris !!!
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm

Kako Zemunac posti na vodi? Jede na splavu! Smile))
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm

Kako Zemunac ubrzava sazrevanje paradajiza? Samara ga dok ne pocrveni Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm

Mali Zemunac za Božić piše pismo Isusu:"Dragi Isuse, celu sam godinu bio dobar dečko i za Božić bi hteo ..."Zgadi mu se takav početak i baci pismo u đubre.Uzme novi papir i napiše:"Dragi Isuse, nisam grešio, slušao sam roditelje i za Božić bi hteo ..."...I opet mu se smuči od takvog sadržaja i ponovo baci pismo u đubre.Odjednom, ode u sobu svojih roditelja i uzme malu gipsanu statuu device Marije.Stavi statuu u kutiju za cipele i sve zajedno sakrije u svoj ormar.Uzme novi papir i počne pisati:"Znači Isuse, ako želiš ponovo da vidis kevu ..."
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:41 pm

Prolazi Zemunac pored prosjaka,on mu onako jadan pruza ruku i kaze:Brate,nisam jeo tri dana..A Zemunac mu odgovara:Moras brate,makar na silu! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:42 pm

Каже Земунац баби: Баба, измиксуј ми шлаг.... а баба дође: Ш-ш-Шш-Шлаг!
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:42 pm

Pita Seka Sabljic zemunca: kako je tvoje belo tako cisto belo? A zemunac odgovara: prva ruka sestro,prva ruka!
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:42 pm

‎...uhvatio zemunac zlatnu ribicu...i kaze mu ribica: pusti me,ispunicu ti 3 zelje...na to ce zemunac: jebes ti to...tozla je tozla...:DD
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:42 pm

Kako se zove teniski turnir koji se odzava u Zemunu?
- Znaci, Open...
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:43 pm

Vraća se Zemunac iz inostranstva i hvali se po kraju kako je *cao crnkinju. Pitaju ga ortaci da opise kako je bilo.
Kaze on: kao karam ja nju i ona odjednom pocne da vice dipr, dipr, dipr.
I?
I ja sta cu brate - dnempr.
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PostSubject: Re: ZEMUNCI   Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:02 pm

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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