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PostSubject: CHUCK NORIS   Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:08 pm

Jedino cak noris moze da iscima kip slobode xD
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:09 pm

Zasto se dogodio zemljotres u kraljevu [valjda je kraljevo xD]?
zato sto je cak norisu ispao teg dok je vezbao xD
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:10 pm

Koliko je cak noris uradio sklekova?
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:10 pm

A trbusnjaka?
DUPLO VISE xD
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:10 pm

Cak noris jede hleb od sutra xD
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:16 pm

Chuck Norris Upalio 3 put juga iz prve .
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:16 pm

Chuck Norris izbacio kucu kroz prozor.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:07 pm

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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:31 am

Jednom je caka norisa ujela zmija otrovnica.Posle 5 bolnih dana zmija je umrla xD
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:33 am

Cak noris spava sa upaljenim svetlom,ne sto se boji mraka, vec sto se mrak plasi njega Smile
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:34 am

Nikada nece dobiti srcku,njegovo srce nije dovoljno glupo da napadne xD
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:34 am

Ne nosi sat,zato sto on odlucuje koliko je sati Smile
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:36 am

Cak igra rusku rulet s punim pistoljem,I uvek pobedjuje Smile
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:45 am

Umesto kapi za oci, Cak Noris, koristi tabasko sos.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:45 am

Kad Cak Noris sece luk ne place on nego luk.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:45 am

Kad Cak Noris diže tegove, tegovi postaju jaci.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:45 am

Jednom je prebio prodavca obuce. Preko telefona Smile
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:46 am

Cak Noris spava sa jastukom ispod pištolja. xDD
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:46 am

On je vec bio na Marsu, zato tamo nema života. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:47 am

Kada babaroga ide da spava, ona pogleda ispod kreveta i u ormaru da vidi ima li Caka Norisa. lOl
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:47 am

Cak kija otvorenih ociju. znaci pro xD
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:47 am

Deca nose pidžame sa likom Supermena. Supermen nosi pidžame sa likom Caka Norisa.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:48 am

Cak Noris je brojao do beskonacno. Dva puta. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:49 am

Jednom je ucestvovao u tuci sa noževima. Noževi su izgubili.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:49 am

Oružje ne ubija ljude. Cak Noris ubija ljude.
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