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Za Caka ne postoji teorija evolucije.
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Kažu da je jednom za svoj rodendan pojeo celu tortu pre nego što su mu prijatelji stigli reci da je unutra striptizeta. xD
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Cak Noris je sagradio kucu u kojoj je roden. xD
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Pire za minut bi skuvao za pola minuta. Smile)
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U "48 sati svadba" bi se oženio za sat vremena.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   CHUCK NORIS - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Aug 02, 2011 11:51 am

Ne bi povredio poslovnik, vec poslanike.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   CHUCK NORIS - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Aug 02, 2011 11:51 am

Podigao bi dinar iznad evra. Very Happy


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Pogledom bi ponovo založio pec u Smederevu. Razz
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Iskopao bi metro za jedan dan i napravio tri mosta, u pauzi za rucak.
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Jeo bi burek sa Avalskog tornja.
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Kad bi upoznao Batu Živojinovica, konacno bi shvatio šta je to strah.
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Smenio bi Mrkonjica pre roka.
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Zaštitio bi Veljine ovce i naterao ih da one njega broje pre spavanja.
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Preveo bi reccu bre na engleski.
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Srebrno jezero bi postalo zlatno.
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Dobio bi osmicu na lotou.
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Uspeo bi da pošalje SMS u novogodišnjoj noci.
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Naterao bi Milku Canic da kaže „dobar dan”.
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Prodao bi Kinezima neke krpice.
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Kad bi se vozio prevozom i vozac i kontrolori bi morali da kupe kartu.
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Parking servis bi morao da mu opere i natankuje džip.
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Ne bi se izuvao u gostima.
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PostSubject: Re: CHUCK NORIS   CHUCK NORIS - Page 2 Icon_minitimeTue Aug 02, 2011 11:59 am

Ulogovao bi se na Internet preko "smederevca".


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Vozio bi tramvaj "dvojku" kroz Knez- Mihailovu.


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Vozio bi "jugom" trku Formula 1


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